Lies About Patrons: Кто пернул?
Arden And Lori Have A Beautiful Mind
A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and so is a beer. While contemplating this truth, Arden decided that he would innovate T-shirts that share his beer savvy thoughts into shirts that communicate these truths. You see, Arden is a long time T-shirt designer that had early success in his career with his now famous "I'm with Stupid" T-shirt and of course the classic "Who Farted?" shirt.
After his early career successes, he found himself in a creative slump. Much like Russel Crowe in "A Beautiful Mind", Arden fell into a slump and was convinced that Soviets where trying to steal his ideas to spread communism. That's where Lori comes in. Lori is Jennifer Connelly to Arden's Russel Crowe. Lori was able to help Arden understand that "Кто пернул?" isn't communist propaganda but it simply means "Who Farted?" in Russian. While Soviets were stealing his ideas, they weren't spreading communism.
With Lori's help understanding that comedic T-shirts don't spread communism, Arden felt free to be creative again and started once again creating hilarious T-shirts. At this point in his life, Arden had also developed a love of craft beer and decided to combine the two. You'll see two of his more popular designs featured here. Arden later went on to win the Nobel Prize. Wait, maybe that was the guy from "A Beautiful Mind"... Nope, pretty sure it was Arden. No need to google this but it was Arden. We believe Lori got an Oscar for her role in this too. Again though, no need to google it.